大丑
书名：自力更生12上班 作者：tiger
大丑
戏里大丑的角色是丑到家了，石建民天生一个丑，前额头伸出可以当雨伞，后脑勺伸出可以当路标。鹰钩鼻子，三角眼，八字眉下大颧骨，狗嘴猴下巴！丑到家了！
那年中国最伟大的人去世了，全县人在体育场默默站立，只有大丑站不住，晕倒在地，别人以为他哭晕了，也有人以为他身体不好，其实，是他老婆从长安来了，虚脱了。
The
ole
of
the
clow
i
the
play
is
to
be
ugly.
Shi
Jia
mi
is
bo
ugly.
His
fo
ehead
ca
be
used
as
a
umb
ella,
a
d
his
back
head
ca
be
used
as
a
oad
sig
.
Eagle
hook
ose,
t
ia
gle
eyes,
big
cheekbo
es
u
de
the
eyeb
ows
of
eight
cha
acte
s,
dog
mouth
a
d
mo
key
chi
!
Ugly!
That
yea
,
the
g
eatest
ma
i
Chi
a
died.
People
i
the
cou
ty
stood
sile
tly
i
the
stadium.
O
ly
the
Joke
could
ot
sta
d
a
d
fai
ted.
Othe
s
thought
that
he
was
dizzy
with
tea
s.
Othe
s
thought
that
he
was
ot
i
good
health.
I
fact,
his
wife
came
f
om
Cha
g'a
a
d
collapsed.
每天中午，他借了一把二胡，在书记的窑洞前拉出伐木的锯声，原来，他要书记把他的女娃收成剧团的学员，书记说，你看你那女娃，正事啥种结啥瓜，你丑可以演丑角，你女丑能演个啥！就因这句伤了大丑的心，开始报复，戴一顶草帽，一幅墨镜遮住丑的无比的脸，脖子上搭一条羊肚子白毛巾，二郎腿担着，坐一把破木椅，把个二胡拉出复仇的锯木声！
改革开放，你像春天的小草，发芽了！没有见过的老戏【趟马】，就是拿一个马鞭，在舞台走出一套马走路的样子，硬是走了半小时！大丑可以演大花脸了！就是可以在舞台把自己的一生所学，表演的像火一样燃烧！名角的最高表现便
是搭班子，就是可以调到好的剧团！石老师期盼的电报来了，可以去甘肃剧团当团长了，只见石老师进门一个背向床砸去，两只黑棉窝窝棉鞋飞向天花板，嗵嗵两响，又掉在地上！好心情一定伴随好的行为！At
oo
eve
y
day,
he
bo
owed
a
e
hu
a
d
pulled
out
the
sawi
g
sou
d
of
loggi
g
i
f
o
t
of
the
Sec
eta
y's
cave.
It
tu
ed
out
that
he
asked
the
Sec
eta
y
to
tu
his
gi
l
i
to
a
membe
of
the
t
oupe.
The
Sec
eta
y
said,
"look
at
you
gi
l,
what's
the
matte
?
You
ca
play
a
clow
if
you
a
e
ugly.
You
ca
play
a
clow
if
you
a
e
ugly!
Because
of
this
se
te
ce,
he
hu
t
the
ugly's
hea
t
a
d
bega
to
eve
ge.
He
wo
e
a
st
aw
hat,
a
pai
of
su
glasses
to
cove
the
ugly
face,
a
white
towel
with
a
sheep's
stomach
a
ou
d
his
eck,
two
legs
to
ca
y
it,
sat
i
a
b
oke
wood
chai
,
a
d
pulled
a
e
hu
out
of
the
sou
d
of
eve
ge!
Refo
m
a
d
ope
i
g
up,
you
like
sp
i
g
g
ass,
ge
mi
atio
!
Neve
see
the
old
play
of
"a
ide
ho
se",
that
is,
take
a
whip
a
d
walk
out
of
a
set
of
ho
ses
o
the
stage
fo
half
a
hou
!
The
clow
ca
make
a
big
face!
That
is,
you
ca
lea
f
om
you
life
o
the
stage
a
d
pe
fo
m
like
fi
e!
The
highest
pe
fo
ma
ce
of
a
famous
acto
is
to
set
up
a
team,
that
is,
to
be
able
to
t
a
sfe
to
a
good
t
oupe!
The
teleg
am
that
M
.
Shi
is
looki
g
fo
wa
d
to
is
comi
g.
He
ca
be
the
head
of
Ga
su
Ope
a
T
oupe.
Whe
M
.
Shi
comes
i
,
he
**ashes
o
e
back
to
the
bed,
two
black
cotto
bu
ches
a
d
cotto
shoes
fly
to
the
ceili
g,
thump
two
times
a
d
fall
o
the
g
ou
d!
Good
mood
must
accompa
y
good
behavio
!
石老师的脸盆是三用盆，早上脸盆，晚上尿盆，中午和面盆！他的面是世界上最好吃的面！我有幸吃过他的一碗面，香了我一生！
M
.
Shi's
washbasi
is
a
th
ee
use
basi
.
It
is
used
i
the
mo
i
g,
i
the
eve
i
g,
at
oo
a
d
at
oo
!
His
oodles
a
e
the
best
i
the
wo
ld!
I
had
the
ho
o
to
eat
his
bowl
of
oodles,
f
ag
a
t
my
whole
life!